I don’t like “Fools day”:
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- To be or not to be. (Shakespeare)
- To do is to be. (Nietzsche)
- To be is to do. (Sartre)
- Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
That is interesting. Look what I’ve got today while trying to access Google ChromeOS website:
ChromeOS site error
Upd.: And that is why.
Free translation from bash.org.ru
User: “I need a bronse statue of mermaid!”
Linux: “Here is a bronse cube 1m X 1m X 1m and a rasp.”
Gentoo: “Here is copper, tin and blast furnace.”
FreeBSD: “Here is your pick and helmet with a flashlight. Copper mine is that way.”
Ubuntu: “Here is your statue!”
User: “But there is only the tail!”
Ubuntu: “Please enter apt-get install head, hands, body”
MacOS: “Here are beautiful naked girls.”
User: “Wow! Can I touch them?”
MacOS: “Please pay $200 to activate function ‘Touch naked girls’”
Windows: “No. I think you definitely need an iron statue of Lincoln”
