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April the 1st

Ilia Frenkel — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:16:14 +0000

I don’t like “Fools day”:

Chose one that suites you most

Ilia Frenkel — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:43:17 +0000

To be or not to be. (Shakespeare)
To do is to be. (Nietzsche)
To be is to do. (Sartre)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

Pixar parody

Ilia Frenkel — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:03:26 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

ChromeOS went offline?

Ilia Frenkel — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:16:23 +0000

That is interesting. Look what I’ve got today while trying to access Google ChromeOS website:

ChromeOS site error

Upd.: And that is why.

Customisation in different OSes :-)

Ilia Frenkel — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:03:13 +0000

Free translation from bash.org.ru

User: “I need a bronse statue of mermaid!”

Linux: “Here is a bronse cube 1m X 1m X 1m and a rasp.”

Gentoo: “Here is copper, tin and blast furnace.”

FreeBSD: “Here is your pick and helmet with a flashlight. Copper mine is that way.”

Ubuntu: “Here is your statue!”
User: “But there is only the tail!”
Ubuntu: “Please enter apt-get install head, hands, body”

MacOS: “Here are beautiful naked girls.”
User: “Wow! Can I touch them?”
MacOS: “Please pay $200 to activate function ‘Touch naked girls’”

Windows: “No. I think you definitely need an iron statue of Lincoln”

Australia Day weekend

Ilia Frenkel — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:29:58 +0000

The last weekend ended with Australia Day and was not only a long one, but also a very hot one. It was so hot that some garbage bin tried to escape :-)

Australia Day weekend